Just A Warning for Kim K...From LC

I've been hearing a lot of talk about Kim K and Kanye hooking up, and I really don't know if this is true, and it's really none of my business, since I not only will probably never meet either of these people, but will also probably never really take a vested interest in their love lives. But I do feel obligated, as a woman, to give Kim a little piece of advice, from one lady to another.

Your alleged mack daddy? Has a big f#*king mouth. And I can say that, acknowledging completely that I, too, oftentimes have a big f%#king mouth, myself. Sure, this has made him millions upon millions of dollars. I'm sure he's been able to buy people homes, feed the poor, buy clothes for the needy, blah, blah, blah. But truth be told, his big mouth has also gotten him into some trouble, and while I realize that everyone messes up and everyone makes mistakes (I mean, Kim, you of all people would know that, since you've had certain tapes with Ray J circulating the globe 25 times over) he also needs to learn when to speak up, and when to keep his jaw wired shut.

Picking on Taylor Swift once was bad enough. Going back the next year and then saying she "used the incident to get more famous" is just in bad taste, Kanye. Get over yourself, the girl wrote you a damn song, let's move on already.

That being said, if he'd do this to Taylor, someone he clearly has no romantic interest in whatsoever, imagine what he'll do when the two of you break up. I'm sure he'll have lots to say about you, much of it unpleasant, and those rumors will not be anything nice to hear, Kim. Just food for thought.

Mr. West may be in the building, but if he was in mine, I would recommend he leave, immediately.

I don't know about you, but if I had ass implants, I certainly wouldn't want rumors about that leaked to the press. One argument with Kanye about what movie to watch on date night, and all of a sudden, you're Perez Hilton's next blog post.

A Nail Polish Fairytale Come True

I am not going to lie, the fact that Deborah Lippman is a fellow ASU alumni makes me want to promote her products all the more, since she is, of course, a Sun Devil at the heart of it. This is not the only reason I love Lippman nail polish, of course, and I can give you about 10 good reasons why. For now, I'll give you my top two.

Lippman, a manicurist to the stars, who has clients like Martha Stewart in her portfolio, has been in business for years, and has truly perfected nail polish...the polish doesn't chip. Not only does it take ages before you do see a chip in your polish, you get a glossy, shiny finish with the first application, so it looks like you've got a topcoat already built into the polish. This saves us gals on the go a whole lot of time to focus on other important pasttimes. Like shopping. And salon visits. Hey, a girl still has to have priorities in life.

The other reason I'm in love with these polishes is, of course, because of the array of colors she comes out with, and the adorable names. I'm just head over heels for "Today was a Fairytale," above, no doubt named for the Taylor Swift song. Since my life is much more "Bad Romance" than something out of a fairytale, I also must mention my love of the pretty plum polish pictured below, named after Lady GaGa's famed song.

Too bad Lady GaGa didn't go to ASU. I think she would've been able to hold it together a little bit better if she was an ASU girl. Then again, after time spent visiting dorms around campus, maybe not.

To buy Lippman polish, visit Nordstrom stores, or purchase online at: www.lippmancollection.com. They make amazing stocking stuffers, too. That's a hint, for those of you who were planning to throw oranges and apples in your sister's stocking. Yeah, she doesn't want fruit for Christmas, Chiquita Banana, but thanks for the sentiment.