Keeping Up With the Humphries...

Well, now that Kim is married, what the hell is America going to do on Sunday nights?
Now that we won't hear her bitching about being single, going on blind dates with random Armenian soccer players her momager has pimped her out to, and calling Reggie Bush to yell at him because he "can't be texting other whores!" (riiiight...) I'm fairly certain we're all going to have to find a new hobby.
Thank goodness, it's almost football season.
Well, that, and I'm pretty sure the girl will get herself knocked up in all of about 1 season of filming their spin-off reality TV show, Keeping Up with Kris & Kim, which will quickly launch into some sort of a rap song entitled, "Have a baby by me, baby, you'll be a single mama."

Good luck to Kimmie, even though I could give two shits about your keep-an-athlete wedding, I must say that your hair and makeup was seriously stunning for your main event, and you looked beautiful for your wedding day.

Your husband, on the other hand, looks like a blue eyed orangutan.